One thing I like to do is complain about all the dirty, filthy, crappy, snotty web sites out there that claim to be sports blogs. Enjoy. Here’s a really crappy sports site: Football Burrito. The About page has this to say:

Football Burrito provides advice for your specific fantasy football team. Send an e-mail to xxxxxxxxx@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com and it will be answered on the home page, or you can submit a comment anywhere on the website. You can also make predictions and publish friendly wagers so that you have written proof.

That’s an odd statement considering the content you’ll find on the rest of the site. I was less caught up with his brilliant sports writing and more caught up trying not to stare at all the pictures of scantily-clad women he’s got. I’m not sure which fantasy he’s more excited about…his fantasy football team, or his fantasy of getting to spend a night with one of these ladies. Even more unfortunate is his name. Doug. My name. And he doesn’t just go by Doug, he goes by Dougie Fresh. I’m embarrassed to share the same given name with this guy.

I’ll bet the real Doug E. fresh isn’t too impressed.

One thing that really confuses me is this whole “Biscuits” business. What do girls and biscuits have to do with each other? Is that some sort of slang? There is a whole post dedicated to biscuits, on a site named after burritos, so maybe it’s a food theme. Who knows.

If you’re thinking about Mexican food and girls, then maybe Football Burrito is right up your alley. If you’re thinking about sports, go somewhere else, and don’t get all aroused while you’re at work because you know that doesn’t get you anywhere good. Not that I know about that or anything…